Magi grinned at me from behind a blonde wig and a red dress.

"Twiggy," He said and I didn't know why.

His face was a painted mess, his eyes and lips black as death, and his face a white that would make snow white jealous. His eyebrows were gone. Missing in action. And his combat boots were obscenly misplaced. He looked like a china doll gone bad.

"Umm...what?" I cocked my head to the side, to get a better look. At every angle he looked...wrong.

"Twiggy dumbass." He said, and sighed at my exagerated look of confusion. "Twiggy Ramirez? The most beautiful woman with a penis ever to exist."

"Okay..." I was still lost, but decided ignorance wasn't the best path here.

"What about he-im...Twiggy?"

"That's who I am."

I didn't question it. Magi was known to build elaborate worlds in his head, where he was something he really wasn't. In this one, I guess, he was the most beautiful woman in the world...with a penis.

"You know they make pills for that..."

"For being totally awesome?"

"...You're a moron Magi..."

"Enthusiasticly,"

Author Notes:

Oh god, the dreaded filler...I know, I feel your pain dear reader. AGBU hasn't updated in forever...but fear not, the next chapter is in the works and is slowly being perfected...my muse has just come back from a long vacation, and I figured because I came up with this little diddy, both a tribute to Magi and Twiggy Ramirez, I'd throw it in here. Give ya something quick to read. Clowie made me. Blame her.

Update. Soon.

I promise.

By the way, I do not own Twiggy Ramirez, though I really wish I did, and I think the "Most beautiful woman with a penis" commment, is from my friend Feshia. She's a mastermind when it comes to describing people in one line.

Drop me a review and let me know you're still hanging on! I'll give you...a Magi dressed as Twiggy Cabbage Patch Doll (also not mine, don't sue me please.) Maybe a toothbrush too! Who knows!?

...by the way...for those who don't know, Twiggy was the bassist for Marilyn Manson for a damn long time. Sadly, he is no longer in Mr. Manson's band, but he is in A Perfect Circle and Nine Inch Nails, he's just going under Jeordie now...and yes, Twiggy is a he.

Anyway...it's 1 a.m., I'm exhausted, its time for bed.