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Complicated

Chapter two

Zion's POV

"I'll go as a guy!" I exclaimed happily. The idea is brilliant! Wonderful! Beau…

"WHAT???" Leo yelled.

I ginned, "great idea isn't it?"

It took quite a few minutes for her to stop gaping and splutter, "But… but… but… but… but… but…"

I smirked, "Stop butting already and give some comment."

"But… you're… uh… um…"

"I'm what???" I asked, rather annoyed at her stuttering.

"Well… um… you are like, quite, curvy you know."

I rolled my eyes, "Hello! Ever heard of, oh, I don't know, binding of chest? Sports bra? Baggy clothes?"

I was gonna go on when she interrupted me, "I know! But… but… Your boobs! They are… uh… huge!"

"So??? It doesn't matter! You're just jealous because you're flat!" Mean of me, I know, but still…

She flushed, obviously I've hit her sore part, "And YOU are jealous because you know I will make a good guy."

I was going to make a clever comeback when I suddenly realized that she was right. She does make a good guy. I stared at her, ideas filling my brain.

"What is it?" she asked, looking rather uncomfortable.

I grinned evilly, "You know, you're right, you do make a good guy." Which is quite true, even her name's unisex. Hey… She might not even need to bind her chest.

She gaped, "Huh?" Obviously, she didn't think I'd agree, "But… it doesn't matter, you are the one that wants to cross dress, not me."

My grin widened, "It doesn't matter, change of plans."

Dread filled her face, "What are you trying to say?"

"Well… since you make such a good guy, you cross dress."

She switched into the goldfish mode, mouth opening and closing, "NO!!!" she exclaimed, and then, "You wanted to rebel, remember?"

"I know, darling," I drawled, "But I can always rebel in other ways."

She crossed her arms, "I am not doing it. You cannot force me."

Hah… right, she should know me better, "Remember, once, when we were 12…?"

Her eyes widened, "You wouldn't!!!"

I smiled evilly, remembering the incident, "Lex would just love to know."

"But… you… but… you… but…" she spluttered.

"So would everyone in school, both old and new…"

"You… wouldn't!!!"

"So would our dear parents…"

"NO!!!!!!!" she screamed, looking horrified.

"I have the tape…" I chanted.

"Alright!!! Alright!!! I will do it!"

I lifted an eyebrow, "Are you sure?"

"Yes! Anything, just, do not show that to anyone!"

"Really? Do you swear?"

She hesitated.

"LEX!!!" I yelled.

She gave a shriek and hissed frantically, "Alright! I swear."

I smiled, satisfied, "Good, now let us make some necessary planning."

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"Bindings?"

"Checked." Leo replied in a sulky tone.

I grinned; she's just so fun to annoy, "Baggy guys clothes."

"Checked."

I looked at her suspiciously; she isn't even looking at the things we bought, "Everything on my list?"

"Checked."

I lifted an eyebrow, "How would you know? You haven't even read the list."

She ignored my question, instead she asked, "Look, it's impossible. What are we going to tell your brother? He is attending the same school, you know."

Now that was the problem that I was working on, I mean, my bro and her are absolute enemies and he would love to spread the word that Leo's a girl, and that would spoil the whole thing, which is not good. "I know that. I'm working on it."

She tapped her foot impatiently, "Right, uh huh… And WHAT pray tell me are you going to do about that?"

I shrugged, not really knowing what to say, "Bribe him."

She rolled her eyes, "Right, a brilliant idea. The question is, with what? He hates me remember? He is not going to do such a huge favor for me. Even with the bribe."

I frowned, Leo's got a point, but she doesn't know my brother like I do, he's evil… evil I tell you, and knowing Leo's secret would let him have a hold on her, and he would love that, "He will keep it a secret."

She looked at me skeptically, "You think so?"

I grinned, "I know so."

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And that's it! What is Zion going to do? Will Lex agree to keep it a secret? Stay tuned for the next chapter!

… okay… stupid, I admit. Anyways, thanx to everyone who have reviewed. They meant a lot.

BitterSweet1991: Well, as you can see, there is this change of plans… heh… It's Leo that's going to crossdress now. Well, for one, Leo can bind her chest and stuff. It's not that easy though… actually, such things only exist in stories (well, at least, I think, I mean, even if your chest's flat you'll still look like a girl) but I can't resist writing about them. I hope this chapter isn't so confusing anymore!

FNHA: Really? Who? Ah… never mind, none of my business (Leo: that's right, go mind your own business and write more often and stop torturing me!) (ignores) the ending's blur? Gee… sorry… Is this ending blurred too?

Ktspakiti: Hey! Another penname yet again! You must get tired of things very quickly. Thanks for the review!

Pepperonipizza: Me and you? Hm… not exactly la… a little scrambled up. as you can see, there's no problem now since she's not going to cross dress anymore. Thanks for pointing out the problem anyways.

I can't believe it's over: hullo! Thanks for the review!!! How are you?! Hey, what happened to the fantastic 4 fic?

Thanks once again to those who reviewed! Please review!!!