The Manatee and the Repenter

A manatee went out to sea

to everyones undoubtfull fright

he took with him a carrot cake

he so large on his head he carried a light

And this was odd, attatched to him

Was a bright pink Barbie kite.

Swimming, he was clumsily

because he had so much fun

A barber came and cut his hair

and on his head he had none.

That was very rude of him, it said,

that barber, caiter-kun!

His back was wet as wet could be,

his head was dry as dry.

You could not see a cloud, because

His body covered the sky.

No birds were flying overhead

becuase his butt was high.

The Manatee and the Repenter

Were walking hand in hand;

even though they both had to pee.

So the manatee went in the sand,

The repenter went far away,

And peed somewhere in Cleveland.

If 7 trains with 7 buckets

would have clothes that tear

no matter now much they were paid

they still broke thier epitrochlear.

He'll never move said the Repenter

And he shed a bitter tear.

He ate some oysters, they were uberous

He even found a tiny leech

hanging on a large leafstalk.

Before his death he gave a speech.

"This is a situation i must endeavour.

Please dont eat me on the seabeach."

The little leech stared at him

"I hope you know i contain Nsaid,

and if im digested, you'll never get any shuteye."

He then started to feel drowsihead.

INsted of eating him, he threw around him a noose.

Then he laid down and went to bed.

Him being asleep, along time to get up

the leech performed an amazing feat.

The rope around him was soft and fleshed.

He ate the noose like it was fresh meat.

and he started to run, to besnow.

He realized suddenly, he had no feet!

The manatee woke up, "Ahem..."

He looked up and it started to downpour.

The manatee jumped in the water and he maneuvered like a gymnest.

The leech ran along the backshore.

Until he reached a nice big cave.

He then was eaten, by a snake, as it was his chore!

Now the Walrus and the Repenter

Made like picasso

And cut off his ear, CHOP!

And put it in some progresso!

It was good, but it needed something more.

ANd grew some plants of leucothoe.

"the time has come" The manatee said.

To eat many of things

He cut some trees down with an axe

confused, he grew some wings

So sorry, he actually smoked some pot.

And thought he was at weddings!

But he was deeply envied

By a bunch of meowings Cats!

He was just in a state of death

Who knows where he was buried at?

"Who cares" said the repenter

And he became an aristocrat.

The repenter got very well paid.

A large salary he was guaranteed

By the cat named whiteface.

Who was a peculiar cat of breed.

THe cat was actually a god!

If you made her mad, you would BLEED.

"But not on me!" Whiteface cried

Havent you got a clue?

Your life or my pride,

Which do you value?

"Uh, your pride Lord whiteface" repenter said.

Turning a slight color of blue.

But the repenter actually valued his live

and whiteface got out a device.

He caught the repenter

and off came his arm in a slice.

You stupid little repenter..

You should have followed my advice!

"It seems a shame" Whiteface said

To kill off the characters so quick

He looked at the debre on the ground

And swept it up with a broomstick.

Travs Rodem, Child of whiteface, said nothing but

"Oh Whiteface, im going to be sick."

"I weep for you" Travs Rodem said

"I Deeply Sympathize"

Whiteface ate the remains she swept up

"Dear WHITEFACE! You've been Canabalized!"

Whiteface looked at Travs Rodem next..

And streamed did his eyes.

"Oh SHIZ" Said Travs Rodem

"I better get up and run"

ANd run out of this scary place

Before i am all but none!

When whiteface got done with the world

Travs Rodem was the only one...