Give Me My Hat

You there, the man with the face.
Yes, you, bring me my hat.
And stop acting so terribly injured.
We'll not have silliness like that.

I only ran you through the once.
My sword is barely stained.
And why are you crying like a girl?
You can't be in that much pain.

Look, my man, just hand it to me,
And I'll cause you no further harm.
Just give me my hat now, anyway,
You can still do that with one arm.

©Saxon Drury-Godden, 2005