Imagine if your butt determined everything…

Think about it.

People could tell if you were happy, sad, or confused.

Just by starring at your bootie.

Happiness would be determined,

If your butt started to shake.

If you were sad,

People would just have to look at your butt.

We’d be able to read each others emotions.

Just by taking a gander at someone’s tushie!

Goth people would no longer be able to hide feelings.

But they’d end up making some new fangled butt covering contraption!

You may think that this would be weird.

To have moods read from your butt.

So the next time your dog wags his tail…

…Think of this poem!