|Spork: An Innovative Creation
Author: CeruleanHeart PM
Yes, this poem is about the wonders of the spork. . .Rated: Fiction K - English - Words: 189 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-22-05 - id: 2032893
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Spork: An Innovative Creation
A spoon and a fork
Meshed into one plasticy child
Cafeterias everywhere casually distribute this marvel
This ingenious invention
Those who make use of it's brilliance
Glance over it
As if it is nothing more than shiny plastic
When, in reality
It is a savior to people who eat food everywhere
For there is no longer a need to choose
Spoon or fork?
It's right there, compact and secure
Sleek, creative, spiffy spork
How I love you so
You tame the wildest of spaghetti
You hold the hottest of soups
You, my dear spork, are a god!
Yes, a god of righteousness!
A ruler of the utensils
The most advanced in a series of plastic. . .
I love you spork
I'll shout it from the mountaintops
I'll scream it in the valleys
And it shall echo. . . echo. . . echo. . .echo
Up to the day when we finally meet again
In the "ritzy" cafeteria of which you reside in
Stay strong, young fellow
For you are indeed man's greatest invention!