I thought that I wasn’t going to add to “Notes to Self,” but today I received a funny email that has been forwarded to me. I read it and thought, “What the heck?” and now I’m going to post it right here.

The email that has been forwarded to me is called “10 commandments of a teenager.” It says not to do this, but instead do that in parenthesis. Too confusing? Just read on and see.

Disclaimer: I did not come up with the idea for this email, since it’s been forwarded to me. I’m just the messenger here. None of these commandments are meant to be taken seriously. They are also not a substitute for the real 10 commandments. No animal or person has been hurt when posting the exact words from the email I receive on this page and hopefully when each person had forwarded this to me.

10 Comandments of Teenager... ye should read this....

-Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait?)

-Thou shall not do drugz (alcohol last longer)

-Thou shall not steal from k-mart. (WalMart has a bigger selection)

-Thou shall not get arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect)

-Thou shall not steal from thy parents. (Every-1 knows grandma has more money)

-Thou shall not get in fights. (Just start them)

-Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole damn day off)

-Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more)

-Thou shall not think about having sex. (As nike sayz just do it)

-Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street. (Just leave them in the middle)