To Rachie and her A: I'm still laughing.

It wouldn’t have happened,
You know
If not for that nugget.
If you weren’t
Such a mooch,
You wouldn’t have stolen one.
I wouldn’t have looked up,
Only to see
My lunch headed towards your mouth.

If you hadn’t eaten my food,
You wouldn’t have smiled,
And I wouldn’t have looked up
And
Smiled back.

Written October 19, 2005