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Author: Shade2
Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-28-05 - Updated: 10-28-05 - id:2037093
The first three are from when I had to pull an all-nighter to finish a history project . . . I drank five kettles of tea. Black tea. I couldn't sit still for about the next day and a half . . .

Green tea and l'histoire

I am so freaking tired

Please steep, damn you. Steep!

--

Five minutes later

Fucking tea is still weak

Anger at projects

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Tasteless as it be

Constant Comment equals crap

Where are my tea leaves?

--

Hey, insomnia

Welcome back into my brain

I'm sure it missed you

--

There lurk open doors

Who exit within my head

Won't allow closing

--

Ah, crack in a tube

Sugary goodness is grand

Pixie sticks of doom

--

Never snort sugar

Orange, Maui Punch, or red

Colored sneezes come

--

Present Day, hurray!

Sugary goodness for all

Headaches follow fast

--

Mister fuzzy cat

Why, thank you for your kisses

Is that a dead bird?

--

Cat munches bird corpse

Only devours the brains

Flee zombie kitty

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Confusion tango

Better to not voice true thoughts?

Dance of disbelief

--

Hopeless optimist

Broken for only so long

Becomes pessimist

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Columns of numbers

Whirl round themselves in my head

Fuck derivatives

--

Beauty of Shakespeare

Ruined by bad speaking

No reading aloud

--

Cows on my tea mug

Mooing plaintively at me

Eat some grass, vacas

--

Wand'ring round dark house

Reflection of self in glass

Is someone out there?

--

Rhythm'cly challenged

Banging out jazz piano

No wrong notes in jazz



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