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Author: Evil Zipper
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-12-05 - Updated: 11-12-05 - id:2047257

Frito

What does it take to pound a Frito through your hand?

How much force is needed?

Should I raise my arm as high a possible,

And then slam it down with all I’ve got?

What does it take to pound a Frito through your hand?

Does it need to be thrown with such velocity that it pierces through skin and bone?

Should I get someone to sling shot it at the intended target?

Pull the rubber band back,

Let it go, watch it fly!

Damn it, the target wasn’t my fucking eye!


Disclaimer: I don’t own the company that makes Frito’s.



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