Everything I do

Sucks 80 percent of the time

I drown my sorrow

In women and wine

And I stay up late at night

Pondering Life

How romantic

I stay up late at night

Indulging

In internet Porn

Lovelorn

It’s so romantic

Let’s face the fact

I’m a failure

I can’t act

My way out of the truth

You can see it in my smile

Though I don’t

80 percent

Of

The Time

And it’s hard to keep up a game

Where you’re the only one who will play

Oh alone

So alone

How fucking romantic