Voting rights for people of all ages
Give suffrage to every prick that asks for it
Suffer for your legalities
Look to the future for new rights, not to the past for old rights
The far left is so much more right than the right, which is wrong
So goddamned wrong. That much more wrong than me
A minority makes up for the majority
You know exactly what democracy is
Dark horses win elections
Nobody actually voted for any of these people. You know that.
So it takes a couple brave people to go with what they think is the flow
And people just impeach whomever they want
I’m fine with that
Land of the free, home of the brave,
Everyone’s trying to pull some stunt
This shit must be stopped
My politics are better than yours because radical comes before reactionary in the dictionary
Here is a vindication of my diction
You can see I am a dick for my indication
I’ll generalize your argument down to a flammable straw man
I can’t fight you face to face, but I can fight what I think you are
Stop looking to the past for the golden days
Stop looking to the future for dystopic environments
What are you doing about today?
I’m democracying just the way I want
Everyone is going to teach everyone else what terrorism is
Because when two people are in a room, they are both going to be right and they are both going to be wrong
I have a guarantee on what I am
Better than you
Better than that guy
Nobody voted for this man. I didn’t, did you?
Meaning either the system or I am wrong
I’m not wrong! I’m left!
I’m pretty sure that absolutely no one in the world likes this guy
But this is the clincher, where all of our personas come to life:
I want to fuck whom I please
I want to have a consequence-free fuck session
I want to be able to fuck and then be on my merry way
How dare you impede my fucking?
On top of that, I want to be able to throw away my broken condom
I want to be able to say oops and get over it
The best part of the equation is I can appeal to a man’s heart by saying I’m actually concerned with rape
But I never hold the argument long enough
I try my trump card and apply it to all other situations
What about those poor women?
No. I just want to fuck my brains out all the time
My heart bleeds for me, not babies
If you think I’m a hypocrite, fuck you
Stop imposing your morals or your common sense on me
Voting rights for people of all ages
Give suffrage to every prick that asks for it