OOOH SO COOL!

Party-time! Guzzle that beer –
Shag a stranger sore and cheer!
All that is oooh so cool!

Walk around like a slut –
Macho grabs your butt
All that is oooh so cool!

Boo the loner real loud
Go along with the crowd
All that is oooh so cool!

Come on, let us shoplift –
And be really spendthrift
All that is oooh so cool!

Tell me, popular one,
Who adores the fine fun –
What on earth rhymes with cool?

- Fool!