Deja vu

A/N: So, here we are. Thank you anyone and everyone who reviewed the first part of this madness!

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So, here we are again.

Yes, so it would seem.

Why are we back?

I don't know.

What? Why not?

Calm down, there's no use getting upset. Anyway, why should I know?

I don't know. You're just meant to know these things.

I'm sure I don't see why I should.

You don't see anything.

Why do you say that?

I don't know, I just assumed.

Like you assumed that I would know why we were here?

Yes, I suppose so.

There you go again, supposing and assuming. It'll all end in tears.

Why should it?

Why not?

Things are meant to end happily.

Since when?

Since always!

Really! Well, nobody notified me. I must have been doing this terribly all these years.

Yes. You have.

How can you tell?

All the wars weren't exactly high points in history, for starters...

Necessary though.

Prove it!

How?

I don't know!

There's no need to get so defensive about it.

Why not?

I don't know.

Do you know anything?

Why should I tell you if I did?

I don't know.

Do you know anything?

I don't have to!

You'll never get anywhere with an attitude like that.

Where is there to go anyway?

I've quite literally no idea. I never go anywhere myself.

Why not?

I've never set much store by going anywhere.

Anywhere can't be that interesting then...

Why do you say that, all of a sudden? You've never been anywhere.

Well, if you don't go anywhere...

So, you're assuming that if I don't do something, then it isn't worth doing?

Yes.

That's rather ridiculous, isn't it? Why ask me?

You should know these things!

Yes, I suppose that's what it looks like from down there.

I thought you said you shouldn't suppose things!

What? I said nothing of the kind.

Yes, you did!

Prove it. Go on.

How?

Oh I could possibly tell you that. You work it out.

How?

My, my, full of questions today, aren't we?

Yes.

Ah, a straight answer at last.

Isn't that your job? Answering questions all the time?

Wherever would you get an idea like that?

Everybody.

Everybody who?

I don't know.

I hadn't realised you were so ignorant.

I'm not!

But you believe everything people tell you.

I do not!

Prove it.

How?

Back to that again, are we?

Yes... Why are we?

Why what?

Why do we keep going in circles?

Don't ask me.

Why not?

It's not be job to know these things.

Whose job is it then?

I don't know. I've never asked.

Well, maybe someone should.

Should what?

Ask!

You just have.

So? Where's my answer?

You're asking the wrong person the wrong questions. You'll never get anywhere like that.

I don't care.

That's alright then.

Wait! Where are you going?

Ah, that would be telling...

Bye?

-silence-

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A/N: Still interested? There's at least one more little bit I want to get in, so you can count on a third episode at some point. Reviews make me happy, if you'd be so kind as to leave one. Criticism will also be welcomed. Thanks xxx