Confession of Mid-way Selfish Person; maybe a grateful prayer to heaven

Aw shucks… no way… did that really happen? And of all people, to him…Wow, he’s really unlucky… Like…I dunno what to say, really… I mean…yeah. I guess I’m just, I dunno….thank goodness it wasn’t me.

Thankgoodnessthankgoodnessthankgoodnessthankgoodnessthankallthatisgoodandkindthat

It

Wasn’t

Me.