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Author's Notes: Just thought I would pen a couple of crappy haikus.

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The Worst Haikus In The World
Written by Kimi Komayaka Onnarashii

Shut up you asshole
You're a jerk and I hate you
I wish you would die

He tore up my heart
And scattered it on the ground
For me to make right
I try my hardest
But though I glue it again
It won't be the same

The breakup was bad
We fought and he cursed at me
He hung up on me

I love him so much
My heart reaches out to him
And he reaches back

Love is beautiful
Like a pink cloud in the sky
Takes my breath away

Even though I try
My hardest work doesn't help
We're doomed to break up

The wind whispers tunes
Songs of a far away past
I'm captured, enthralled

I begin to sing
I'm captivated by it
Then the song is done

I begin to play
My hands fly over the keys
Making some music

The beautiful sun
Beats down on my head and arms
Sunburn's not pretty

Whispers of the stars
Their song dances in my head
Their brightness will fade

Face the facts, moron
You're nothing but a loser
Get over it, punk

There might even be a sequel if I get enough reviews! So let me know if you want me to write another crap haiku fic!

COMING SOON: Haikus about my favorite books, animes, etc!!