MAJOR inside joke with my friend Amy, the Blonde and BLubbering one... The only other one who might have any smidgen of an idea of what this is is Drew... Amy told it to him once, but... Eh.

Everyday-
Yes!
EVERYDAY!
He shall
stare
glare
drool....
THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!!
Bringing
with him..
A poisoned muffin
Which he feeds to
The
BIKINI GIRL!
Every
single
DAY!
And, no!
The muffin-
Ah!
The muffin!
The cursed
Dreaded
MUFFIN!
It makes her
Strike stupid model poses
And go
Haha
Hoho
HEHE!
But,
She never-
No!
She never!
Gets any fatter
From the
Evil
Cursed
Dreaded
Muffins....