The Kroger Pledge

(raise right hand) I ,insert name here, do solemnly swear

to help, protect, and provide for the customer,

to return carts to the store and give correct change (when asked),

to hide the bad fruit and vegetables underneath the good ones

so as to ease the mind of the always-right customer

I swear to never frown at a customer

Or give them and attitude,

And coupons are always welcome at my register

Amen.