A/N:

From: Sylvia Black

To: Anita Holland

The way a guy should treat a girl!

Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear

Make her feel wanted every chance you get

Hold her close when she's cold

When you are alone hold her close and kiss her

Kiss her on the tip of her nose

(It will give her the hint that you want to kiss them)

While in the movies, put your arm around her

And then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder,

Then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly

When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her

When people diss her stand up for her

Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her

Lay down under the stars and out her head on your chest so she can

Listen to the steady beat of your heart,

Link your fingers together while you

Whisper to her

As she rests her eyes and listens to you

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen

Between you and your crush

STOP!

Ok, now if you send this to:

01 person your wish will come true in 6 months

02 people your wish will come true in 1 month

03 people your wish will come true in 2 weeks

05 people your wish will come true in 1 week

10 people your wish will come true tomorrow

20 people your wish will come true in 2 hours

BUT!

If you don't send it to anyone,

You will have bad luck in your love life

Forever and you will be humiliated

In front of everyone you like!!

You have 5 minutes!!

Please Copy and Paste!! Don’t just forward!! Thanks

From: Anita Holland

To: Sylvia Black

Subject: wtf?!

Um… Sylv, I don’t know if you realise this but YOU HAVE A BF, WHY DO YOU KEEP SENDING ME THESE STUPID FORWARDS? If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were trying to rub it in. I mean, if those things really worked, why do so many people (i.e. me) have relationship problems?

From: Sylvia Black

To: Anita Holland

Subject: Re: wtf?!

What can I say? I’m superstitious. Don’t you remember the Jesse incident? I got one of those emails, and then deleted it and an hour later I find him in a coffee shop with some random blonde! Okay, so she turned out to be his cousin, but whatever.

Besides, you don’t have relationship problems- you’re not even IN a relationship!

Hang on, I’ll sign in and we can talk on MSN.

Blondie123says: Heyy ;-)

BrodiezGurl says: hey

Blondie123says: what are you doing up so late, I thought you were starting that new job of yours tomorrow.

BrodiezGurl says: gasp ...you’re right!!Oh no, now I’ll wake up with huge bags under my eyes and hair like a bird’s nest. A bright red bird’s nest. And little kids will point at me and say ‘look, Mummy- Ronald McDonald!’ Oh, joy.

Blondie123 says: Who cares? You’ll be sitting in a high school library all day reading student’s emails and putting books on the right shelves. And it’s not like there’s any potential for romance there... you could go to jail!

BrodiezGurl says: EEEEWWWWW!! I’m sorry, but that is just sick. I’m going to bed

BrodiezGurlmay not reply because he or she appears to be offline.

From the diary of Anita Holland

January 31, 2005

7:21- Sigh. I’m really going to miss getting up late. That’s one good thing about getting involved with your boss-you can waltz into the office almost an hour late and get away with it. Of course, it’s not so good when you find him in his office half-hidden underneath a pile of unfinished work and his secretary… it was like something out of Bridget Jones’ Diary. But at least Bridget had Mark Darcy… UURRRGGGHH I DON’T WANNA GET UP! It’s raining, it’s Monday and I can’t find my glasses. This is not a good omen.

7:47- What does a twentysomething librarian wear, anyway? I wouldn’t know, I’ve never actually seen one, strangely enough. Still, I’m sure all old librarians were my age once, and they would have faced exactly the same dilemma.

8:00- Hmm….well, I should probably go with a white shirt and one of my black skirts….I think I’ll go with the knee-length one, I don’t want them to think I’m a bimbo.

8:01- I just wish I could find it.

8:05-Well, I found it. Ew.I’m not even going to attempt to wash that out. Maybe I should just go with the mini.