How to be a Foly Foodhist

To become a foodhist, one must undergo three special tasks, each with its own philosophical and symbolical meaning (which will be explained later):

Entrance

Admission

Transmogrification

Oddly enough this spells out the acronym E.A.T., as many people call this ritual. In the past, Foodha made his followers do enough tasks to spell out F.I.N.G.E.R.-L.I.C.K.I.N.G-G.O.O.D. Needless to say, most of his followers did not even get past F.I.N.G.E.R. L.I.C.K. The latter was lucky enough to get F.I.N.G.E.R.-L.I.C.K.I.N.G., which doesn’t sound all too pleasant either.

- Entrance begins with you stripping down. Now there is no need to be shy, you’re only going to be diving into a vat of hot miso soup (hopefully it isn’t boiling, but that’s the chance you’re going ).to have to take! But before diving, a trained and qualified Foodhist Converter will first drop a 12” x 12” x 12” block of salt into the soup. After ten seconds, you must dive in to search for the salt block. If the block of salt disappears, you may retake the task again after one full week. If you drown or scald to death, Foodha will take full responsibility…

…Of all your possessions. Your possessions will first be sent to the Great Prophet until further request from Foodha stating that He would like to complete the transaction of the item transfer. By the way Foodha says the law does not apply here, so don’t bother grabbing a lawyer.

Otherwise, if you are one of those poor, unfortunate souls who have managed to escape the wrath of hot miso soup and find the block of salt in one piece, look down for to see what doom awaits you next.