Shoot me with a rubber dart

So I can mend my poor heart

The ice cream tastes like shampoo

And the sushi tastes like normal food

How do you look so perfect?

When inside you’re just like me

-

Oh the horror!

Down the drain

Goodbye perfect

You kept me sane

Oh the horror!

Sad but true

Without your contempt

I have nothing to do

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Breaking bones is easy and hurts

Some people told me who are bizzerc

Sometime I tell those people ‘bite me’

But that only makes them like me

Breaking bones won’t break the pain

And will only bring me shame

-

Oh the horror!

Down the drain

Goodbye perfect

You kept me sane

Oh the horror!

Sad but true

Without your contempt

I have nothing to do

-

Goodbye perfect

Goodbye to you