
| My Modest Proposal
Author: Broken Waiting Angel English 3 assignment. Don't take it personally, it was supposed to be silly. XD
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 314 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-21-05 - id: 2074125
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English 3
My Modest Proposal
My modest proposal for the world is to get rid of all but one religion. Just one, and it could be anything. Anyone who doesn't want to follow that one religion can be shot or thrown in jail. The dominating religion could be Christianity, Judism, Muslim, anything! Or we could just mold it all into one big religion. Doing this would end all religious disputes.
Religious
wars can be avoided, the conflicts over which religion is the true
one can be ignored
and forgotten, and religious politics would be the thing of the past!
No one would fight over
their religious beliefs and no blood would be shed over them, because
we would all have the
same religion. And to go against it would be your death warrent, or
just some time in jail
depending
on how you were revolting against the religion. But if the world
really did go under one
religion, some religious figures would have to be obliterated, yes,
but think of all the benefits we
get out of doing this. No religious bloodshed, no religious conflicts
of what or who is the true God,
and no political conflicts of who should be fit for office just
because of their religion. I believe
that we'd actually be able to conquer world peace finaly; all the
countries would be able to
agree.
Even though we'd have to make some sacrafices, ruling the world with one religio would be the savior of us all. Of course the Pope and the Catholic Church would need to be the first to go, they'd all vote for Catholicism and wouldn't give fair vote without saying "you're all going to hell" if we don't make Catholicism the main religion. Some people may have to die, but, they are all just sacrafices in the big plan.
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