In 103 words or less, resolve the following conflict:

You've been running errands all day with a friend. Suddenly, he/she pulls a gun on a bank teller.

Bernard flips his lid

‘Bernard!’ I exclaimed.

‘I can’t take any more!’ he shouted

‘You haven’t taken anything yet,’ stammered the teller.

‘None of your cheek. I don’t want your money, I want my replacement card which was supposed to be here, today.’

‘If you would give me your internet banking password so that I could identify you - ’

‘I don’t trust the internet,’ Bernard retorted, ‘People can steal your identity.’ Anyone who wanted Bernard’s identity would have to be mad. ‘You’d identify me soon enough if I didn’t make repayments. I’ve banked at the Commonwealth for fifteen years and – ’

‘This is the ANZ bank.’

'Oh.'