Tuesday, Dec, 27
4:48 PM
My apartment, second bedroom on the left

Fuck Him

“I am writing this to every asshole on the planet”

I am absolutely sure that this would qualify as a rant but don’t you dare try and stop me. Men are assholes and should be buried alive with their dicks shoved in their mouths. Let’s see how they like it. Women aren’t perfect, in fact there are times when I feel like we are evil incarnate but for the most part, at least we are honest. Most women I know don’t spread the L-word around like its hepatitis C.

Sure we can be annoying at times but guys seem to take it to another level. They always feel the need to moan and wine about some injustice or another but they never listen. It’s always about their problems. And if you don’t listen then you’re the insensitive jerk. I am done with it. Men are now and forever the enemy. I will no longer be anyone’s Bitch. I shall do what I please with whom I please. I dare anyone to try and stop me.

My New Years Resolution

I know it’s a bit early, but I like to get a head start.

1) Get a job (In order to be an Independent woman, I need to be able to provide for myself)

2) I need to stop lying(It does no one, least of all myself, any good)

3)No more serious relationships (It’s casual sex or no sex at all for me)

4)Be prepared for everything and anything

5)Stop thinking about Michael Crivitz (He is a jerk and therefore beneath me)

6)Lose Weight(In order to be confident I must look confidant)

7)Gain some confidence (How can other’s appreciate me when I don’t appreciate myself)

Goodnight

Elizabeth Silver

A/N: This the first time I’ve ever attempted a romantic comedy. I’m trying to do something funny and sweet but with substance and maybe even a little quirky goodness. I’d appreciate all the reviews I can get. I want to hear everyone’s opinion-good or bad. It doesn’t matter to me as long as you’re honest. Any and all suggestions are welcomed. Also, just to clarify, this will be written in blog/diary format.

Thank you

Dark88poet