Deputy Nina: Okay so…I’m here to take someone off of the street and clean them up…hopefully I can create a decent human being out of one of these whores. (small pause) Ah, there we go. Linda, she’s..from hell basically, something’s wrong with that girl.

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Nina: Hey, Linda girl, how you doing today?

Linda: I am fine, and – DON’T TOUCH ME!

Nina: Woah, I wasn’t even near you, but I’m sorry.

Linda: I don’t feel comfortable around the blacks.

Nina: …I’m not even black, I’m asian.

Linda: Well, to me you’re just lighter toast.

Nina: ..O-okay, well…I’m here to take you out for dinner and at try to fix you up, okay?

Linda: Well, first I have to shit.

Nina: Thanks for that inf- You know what? Just..get in the car.

(At Resturant)

Nina: Linda, girl, let me show you how to order.

Linda: No!

Nina: Okay, don’t yell in the resturant, Linda.

Linda: Alright, I’ll try.

Nina: No swearing either.

Linda: What the fuck! WHAT THE FUCK!

Nina: Hey hey! No yelling

Linda: Fuck.

Nina: Or swearing.

Linda: Christ, pick one. I have ABCD and I can’t do both.

Nina: Don’t you mean ADD…this is pointless, and no shouting.

Linda: So I can say ‘fuck’?

Nina: Yes.

Linda: Thank you, you motherfucker you.

Nina: Yeah yeah..

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Nina: Look, here’s the waiter. Alright, I’ll have a cheese burger and Linda will ha-

Linda: Hold on! I can do it, I’m not five.

Nina: Alright, go ahead.

Linda: Alright, first of all: My name is Linda, and I give bj’s for TWO DOLLARS on the cor-

Nina: No no! NO! Order your food, and that’s it, not your sex, food orders, not sex orders.

Linda: I was getting to it! Dammit! And sex is food, fuck! Secondly, I would like to have some chicken, and that’s it. Thank you.

Waiter: Uh, you’re welcome? (taking down notes)

Nina: Aw see, now that was good, Linda!

Linda: Now you can get the fuck out! (waves off waiter)

Nina: ..That was not.

Linda: He better not mess up my food. I know about those lazy nig-

Nina: (quickly covers Linda’s mouth) Okay! That’s enough. Fuck the food, and fuck you. We’re leaving. (uncovers her mouth)

Linda: Where are we going now?

Nina: Does it matter? I can just pick a corner, can’t I?

Linda: …Yeah…(she exits)

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Nina: My god, what a worthless piece of human being. I can’t believe she was the sperm that beat them all; what a fucking waste. Poor thing. Poor poor…Shit! She took my gun! Fuck! FUCK FUCK FUCK! LINDA!!

Linda: (talking to someone) The gun is 3 dollars! Take it or leave it!