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“Mom, maybe we should recall the thing about humanoids only, I’m getting a bunch of letters from Enchantment Victim’s Rights groups. Here, listen to this one—“I am ashamed at the despicable species discrimination employed by Your Majesties... I will be withdrawing my support for Marriage By Love program against arranged marriage, as I believe true love should transcend species barriers...’ Whoa, that letter was written by a cow princess, heh-heh... Oh, but here’s an application from a princess from California! And she sent a picture... a lot of people sending rescue cases, seriously, I don’t want to kiss a dead girl especially if I’m not definitely going to marry her you know, I told them in the ad that just wouldn’t do...”

Queen Tildia was trying to organize the letters as her son erratically opened and scattered them. She was visibly frazzled.

“Son,” the queen said in a strangled voice, “shut up.”