Notice Me

My love!

He’s high above

He was perfect

But now he’s wrecked

Because of that girl

Who wears a pearl

Who’s always tailing after him

Oh, my dear, dear Jim

He was bewitched

He will be ditched

Why can’t he realize

She’s really not nice

And I’m much better

And that’s because I hate her

Because she’s pretty and I’m not

Because she hangs out with the popular lot

Sheesh, she can’t even rhyme

That filthy little green slime