Introduction:

Hi. In my first venture back into humour in some time, i'm going to be writing a short series of sketches. Also, "Community Spirit" will be continued with two more stories for the kiddies.

Hat Sketch

Two men are standing at the bus stop

Man 1: Excuse me Sir, can i interest you in some extraordinarily over-priced hats?

Man 2: No thank you.

Man 1: Oh, go on. I need the money to finance my bear capturing company, to protect the general public.

Man 2: No, i already own a hat.

Man 1: Oh, alright then.

Ten seconds pass, in silence.

Suddenly, 'Man 2' is mauled by a bear that leaps form the side of screen.

Man 1: -watching- How hideously ironic.