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Sketchy
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A series of short and long sketches, written in the vein of Monty Python and The Sketch Show. Sketch 8 is now up: CK Sketch.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 02-05-06 - Published: 01-13-06 - id: 2088844
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Introduction:

Hi. In my first venture back into humour in some time, i'm going to be writing a short series of sketches. Also, "Community Spirit" will be continued with two more stories for the kiddies.


Hat Sketch


Two men are standing at the bus stop

Man 1: Excuse me Sir, can i interest you in some extraordinarily over-priced hats?

Man 2: No thank you.

Man 1: Oh, go on. I need the money to finance my bear capturing company, to protect the general public.

Man 2: No, i already own a hat.

Man 1: Oh, alright then.

Ten seconds pass, in silence.

Suddenly, 'Man 2' is mauled by a bear that leaps form the side of screen.

Man 1: -watching- How hideously ironic.

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