Shall I compare emos to a short poem
Wherewith in this review my thoughts can roam
Of forums, these emo posts are the cesspit
Asking why they are hated, for they slit
Their wrists, and despair greatly about life
You're middle-class teens, you really have strife?
For now these emo posts must surely be
It seems, the cause of my insanity
For who could read such pointless, mindless prose?
It makes me leap in pain, yelling "Oh noes!"
And why black your eyes, and why cut your wrist?
Wherefore hear New Found Glory's Catalyst?
Or Good Charlotte, or Simple Plan, those bands
Hated and despis'd throughout all the lands?
And to those painted nails and dyed-black hair
Hereby I give them a "Y halo ther"
You're rich, you live in the suburbs serene
Withdraw you from the screamo/hardcore scene
And if not, then I beg you don't post here
And serry not this site with emo tear
For please, these emo tears will make me cry
I plead you cease your posting, kthxbye