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Author: Queen of Duct Tape
Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Reviews: 6 - Published: 01-26-06 - Updated: 01-26-06 - id:2098962

Inflatable Banana

by:QDT

“What are you doing?”

“I’m stealing that woman’s inflatable banana.”

“Why?”

“It will be useful in my world domination plan.”

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“Why are you sneaking out of my office with my inflatable banana?”

“It’s pretty. I want it.”

“Are you insane?”

“Everyone knows you have to be to conquer the world.”

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