Dear enemies of I,

You may know who you are or not
Depending on how well you've paid attention
I'm that smart, quiet chick in that one class
You know, tomboy with seemingly no friends
Those of you reading this now
That have done one of the following
Listen up closely
To the words I will only say once
You may have made fun of me in some way
Behind my back or giving me a front row seat
Touched my stuff or maybe me
When you know you shouldn't have been
Or the very few of you to create rumors
That you thought people would actually believe
In case you haven't noticed this
When I'm off in my own world ignoring you
I think of a thousands fates to befall you
Or I just go back to thinking about whatever it was
When you so rudely interrupted and wasted my time
Just a small warning though
In case you feel as though you should do it again
If you try to hurt my feelings, you'll just be hurting yourself
Stuff like that comes back like a boomerang
Because karma hurts like a kick to the eye
Funny thing, though, is I won't be the one to do
And you'll be sorry for all you've done to me
And wish you could undo it
But things don't work that way
So, be smart and cautious of karma
Or it'll get you in the eye.

Mucho love,
The one named Jorda