Frillly Fran Anne and Willy Nilly Elfy

This is the tale of Frilly Fran Anne
Who wore a corset and hoopskirt and rode with a band
Consisting of Franny, Willy Nilly, and Nan
Willy Nilly called Elfy and his good friend Dan

Frilly Fran Anne to a party did go
With Willy Nilly, but not Nan and Dan though
Franny wore her black and red hair in a bow
And Willy his new vest, his sewing to show

Franny up to her knees her hoopskirt did tuck
And without Willy out on the dance floor she snuck
But she found herself in a terrible muck
For she had fallen and could not get up

Then Willy Nilly from the punch bowl did spy
His friend in considerable difficult-eye
And rushed to her side to aid to her plight
But alas was run over by a panda called Di

(The panda’s true name was Jingle Jangle John
But preferred the name Di for it wasn’t so long)
But poor Willy did feel he’d been woefully wrong
When he came to the party without singing a song

For Frilly Fran Anne’s good friend Willy
Was a bard in his spare time, when not sewing himself silly
And had never left home without singing some ditty
The one time he hadn’t, he’d been accosted by Milly

And now the two friends lay in the dirt and the dust
For Willy was dead and Fran too large in the bust—
--le though she did know that get up she must
Lest she be run over and be pounded to crust

Then down from the chand’lier two forms did she see
Twas Amanda called Nan and Danny Dee
They’d come to rescue their friends from the sea
Of people and creatures from whom Chaos did flee

Twas too late for Willy but Franny was saved
They helped her to her feet and the outside that was paved
Not with wood and with people, but with solid stone nave
And so they went home, dragging Willy behaind