Note: The below content may cause sudden urges to run around in circles screaming your head off at the top of your lungs. (Rubber padding on walls helps on this.)

Crazy? I'm crazy. They locked me in an institution for three years. I died there; can you believe that?! They buried me six feet under and planted roses on top of my grave. The roots grew down and tickled my nose. It drove me nuts.

Nuts? I like nuts. Almonds, coconuts – hey, coconuts! I like coconuts! They drive me crazy! Crazy? I'm crazy…