We are the ones who can be found

Chasing people with spray-cans around town

We nicked the ‘A’ from your neon sign

Don’t be so uptight all the time

So we may be a little irresponsible

Setting about a slight discord

We don’t care because we’re invincible

We know it’s only idiots who think that

Because we’re idols

We’re the idols of idiocy

Because we’re stupid

We got the job.

Permanently.

We make you feel unsettled

Or it could be the pig in your room

It was us who stole your kettle

And placed the bench on the roof

So we may be a little juvenile

Social values down the drain

We don’t care because we’re invincible

We know it’s only idiots who think that

Because we’re idols

We’re the idols of idiocy

Because we’re stupid

We got the job.

Permanently.

Amen.

a/n: I haven't actually done all of the stuff in the song, only some of it. The rest is plans for next year >:-D