Willy Nilly’s Ressurection and Consequent Crossdressing

Frilly Fran Anne on the floor did sit
Weeping and crying and throwing a fit
For she thought herself cursed for falling every minute
Now that Willy was dead and unable to stop it

“I know” said Franny, for an idea had struck
“I’ll bring back Willy, and he’ll help me up”
So she crawled over to her magical set-up
And began mixing a potion the dead to call up

The potion it worked and Willy did she revive
Once he was dead, but now he was alive
And he thanked Franny, and helped her survive
Her latest spill, for the day it made five

“How can I thank you, oh Frilly Fran Anne?”
Willy asked of his friend, searching for his hair band
He found it, and tied his hair back like a man
Said Franny “You can wear a dress like Queen Ann”

“Oh no,” Willy cried, for he’d no wish to crossdress
“I’m not a girl, see, it’d be such a mess
I’m taller than you, too small’d be your dress”
But a dress Frilly Fran on poor Willy did press

“You look lovely,” said Franny
“The red matches your face, like a new minted penny”
Willy wept and he cursed and his tears they were many
But Frilly Fran Anne made him wear it for Danny

“You look silly” said Dan, surveying the sight
Willy moaned, for his friend had no tears for his plight
“You’ll pay for this Franny” Willy muttered that night
Franny heard him and giggled, and said to him “Right”