Hah so here's my "play". It's supposed to be funny, but sometimes it's just corny. Oh yeah, and I usebrackets instead of parentheses because the brackets are easier to press.

Annie: rubbing head Where are we?

Sammy: I have no idea.

Annie: It’s dark and scary, I don’t like it.

Sammy: I don’t either.

Carrie and Katherine walk up

Katherine: looks around confused Where are we?

Sammy: We dunno.

Katherine: How did you get here?

Annie: I went to sleep. When I woke up, we were here.

Carrie: Same.

Annie: Were you having a sleepover too?

Carrie: Yeah.

They all see a bright dot of light in the distance.

Annie: points to the light Let’s go there!

Katherine: You know last time we followed your idea we almost died?

Annie: grins in triumph Exactly! stops smiling and looks confused Wait a second…

Carrie: sighs You are hopeless Annie.

Annie: I am?

Everyone except Annie: sighs You are.

Annie: Oops.

They walk along the dark tunnel towards the bright light. When they come out, they find themselves in a strange land

Annie: running toward giant ice cream bowl Weee! This is fun!

Sammy: Annie! Uh, calm down. I don’t think we’re exactly welcome here.

Annie: Why?

Dark clouds swirl around the ice cream bowl. It begins to rain on it, but nowhere else.

Annie: Oh. But I like rain! dances around

Sammy: shakes head I’ll never understand her.

Carrie: Me neither.

Katherine: Huh?

Thunder starts to rumble and lightening crashes over the ice cream bowl.

Katherine: Annie, you’d better come down from there.

Annie: Why?

Katherine: Because… the rain turns to enormous hail … that might happen.

Annie: being pelted by hail Owww!

Sammy: Will you come in now?

Annie: whimpers Okay, mommy.

Sammy: I’m not your mommy!

Annie: I know… mommy.

Sammy: Don’t call me mommy!

Annie: Sorry, mom.

Sammy almost yells something nasty but Katherine tackles her to the ground

Sammy: What are you doing?

Katherine: whispering Sh. They’re coming.

Sammy: looks over and sees Carrie pinned underneath Annie What the heck is the matter with you guys?

They hear hoof beats and see a lot of noble Middle Age people riding on white horses

Annie: I’ve always wanted to meet someone from the Medieval times!

Random Noble: Shut up.

Katherine: They have British accents and everything.

Random Noble: I said shut up!

Sammy: I didn’t know they said shut up back then.

Random Noble: We don’t. Now shut up.

Carrie: You can’t tell me what to do.

Random Noble: Yes we can. Now shut up.

Sammy: You guys say shut up too much.

Messenger: clears throat A royal message from the royal king.

Annie: claps hands A king! jumping up and down A king! A king! A king! A king!

Random Noble: jumps off horse and kicks Annie For the last time, shut up.

Annie: Okay.

Messenger: Ahem. Anyways. The royal king royally noticed you playing on his royal dessert.

Carrie: Oh jeez.

Messenger: Therefore, the royal king royally invites you dine with him.

Sammy: Dinner?!

Messenger: Erm, yes. Dinner.

Katherine: The king?!

Messenger: Yes. The king.

Random Noble: And you’d better go! You can’t just turn down royal invitations from the royal king.

Carrie: You say royal a lot.

Random Noble: It’s a law.

Annie, Sammy, Katherine, Carrie: O.o

Annie: Can I say royal a lot? Royal, royal, royal, royal, royal…

Random Noble: kicks Annie No. You can’t.

Katherine: You can’t kick her.

Random Noble: Why not?

Katherine: ‘Cause it’s against the law.

Random Noble: Is not.

Katherine: Is too.

Random Noble: Is not.

Katherine: Is too.

Random Noble: Is not.

Katherine: screaming CHILD ABUSER! jumps on Random Noble’s back and pulls at his hair

Carrie: Okay. pulls Katherine off Random Noble Katherine, it’s okay.

Annie: jumps on Random Noble’s white horse Weee!

Random Noble: Get off my horse!

Annie: Okay. gets off horse

Messenger: Right . . . So, we brought you guys some white horses to ride to the royal king’s royal palace.

Sammy: groanin More white horses.

Carrie: excited More white horses!

Sammy, Annie, Katherine, and Carrie all get on the horses. They follow the pack of nobles until they reach the king’s palace