Not a very funny or interesting chapter. But it's here nonetheless.

Carrie: Hi, you two.

Sammy: No, this stinks.

Annie: What? What stinks?

Sammy: No, no, no.

Annie: What? What? What?

Sammy: (grunts) Ah I’m so mad!

Annie: Whaaaaaat?

Sammy: Nothing.

Annie: Huh?

Sammy: You wanted to know what. So I said nothing.

Annie: Then why did you keep saying no?

Sammy: (shrugs) To piss you off.

Annie: That’s mean.

Sammy: So?

Carrie: You’re being really hypocritical.

Sammy: How?

Carrie: Because you got mad at Katherine when she pulled you into the moat. Then you complained that it was mean.

Katherine: (screaming) HYPOCRITE!

(Katherine jumps on Sammy’s back and prepares to pull out her hair, but something stops her. Ten black horses are galloping their way, each with a black robed, hooded figure on their back.)

Annie: Look! More nobles to fight with!

Katherine: Uh, Annie, I don’t think those are nobles…

Annie: Why? They have pretty horses!

Katherine: Remember how Pessimistic Magician said something about trouble, and then Honest Magician began naming them all?

Annie: So?

Katherine: And he said something about people on black horses?

Annie: So?

Katherine: . . . They’re a trouble.

Annie: So?

Katherine: Snap out of it! Those Black Robes are evil!

Annie: So? (blinks and shakes head) I mean NOOO EVIIIILLLL!

Carrie: Run for your lives!

(The four girls take off running, only they run in the wrong direction. They run right towards the Black Robes.)

Sammy: (runs into a black horse) Uh, guys, I think we went the wrong way.

Carrie: What makes you say that? (runs into a black horse) Never mind.

Sammy: What do we do now?

Carrie: How am I supposed to know?

Black Robe Mob: Gah! We’re evil!

Annie: We know. You don’t have to rub it in, jeez.

Black Robe Mob: Sorry.

Annie: It’s okay.

Katherine: Do any of your names sound like Jahoosafacts?

Random Black Robe #1: (makes a face) NO! Those are royal people’s names. My name is Lododo.

Sammy: Uh…

Random Black Robe #2: And my name is Sototo. Our leader’s name is Yohoho. (points to Black Robe) His name is Donono. (points to another Black Robe) His name is Fososo.

Carrie: We get it!

Random Black Robe #2: Sorry

Leader: Anyways, now it’s time to terrorize the innocent victims! A.k.a., you!

Katherine: No! Please, don’t!

Leader: Well, since you asked nicely…

Katherine: (without realizing) Actually, we’re not that innocent. See, there was this one time when I was supposed to get Carrie some lemonade… Oh wait, are you gonna stop?

Carrie: They were, but I’d like to hear the rest of your story.

Katherine: It’s not that important.

Carrie: No, but I’d like to hear it.

Annie: Tell! Tell!

Katherine: (embarrassed) Okay, so this one time we were watching TV, and you gave me your empty cup and told me to get you more lemonade. Well, I had to go to the bathroom, and I was a little mad at you, so I just gave you what was left in the toilet. It looked like lemonade.

Carrie: You gave me pee!!

Katherine: Not on purpose!

Leader: That’s gross.

Annie: Quiet! This was just getting good.

Leader: We’ll just leave you alone.

Sammy: You’re not gonna terrorize us?

Leader: Nah. We don’t feel like it. (murmurs of agreement from Black Robe Mob)

Sammy: I thought you were evil.

Leader: Not really. Our boss just makes us say that to scare people.

Carrie: Who’s your boss?

Leader: Master, he won’t tell us his name. He’s in charge of all the bad stuff that happens on the orange paved path.

Annie: Ohh, cool, can I meet him?

Katherine: Me too!

Leader: (shrugs) Sure, why not?

Sammy: Here we go again.

(They on the Black Robe’s four spare horses and Leader leads them to a big black palace.)