Anna, why'd you do that?

It makes me sad

to think

that you would lie

and

Breanna, how could you?

I don't believe you'd

make

those rumors you did

but

Surely you'd never say that Shirley,

You love me too much to

gossip

about my life

though

Who am I kidding?

I mean,

I'd give you a pseudonym,

(i even tried sweetie)

But they'd still know who you are.