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Author: John Hwang
Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor - Reviews: 7 - Published: 02-10-06 - Updated: 06-16-06 - id:2110055

My story was distraughtly deleted with many tears, blood, and semen, and I still was not told on why it was deleted. So now, I have to remake both chapters 1 and 2, so it will not be as good as it used to be. I apologize in advance for any inconveniences this may cause.

To start it off, I might as well say that I don't like you. I'm not gonna lie. I really despise you. This story is the story of my life without any secrets or lies. So, since I hate you, you'll probably be in the story plenty of times on how much I hate you. It would be in everyone's best interest if you just x out this screen right now. Right now. Do it. Exit.

Ok, you haven't exited. Which means you passed the first test. The-test-that-finds-out-how-passive-you-are. I don't like passive people. Which means I don't like you. You are passive. Don't deny it. You're a passive person. I don't care what you think or what your mother told you when you were young. You're passive. You let everyone step on you, and you do whatever anyone else says to you. I'm telling you to exit this screen right now.

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