I can't remember much of what happened in 8th grade, so I will write what I remember, and add on whenever I remember something.

During this year we we're all deaf. Our hearing was so bad we ended up making around 3 pages of words/phrases made up from misunderstanding someone. I'm not quite sure what the original phrase was, but this certain phrase started this crazy chain. The last two things were, "Titanic popil mobile," and "Titanic purple dinosaur." Once Tom and I were discussing about flying cookies. This cookie is made to fly into your mouth, so you don't have to bother picking them up and placing them in your mouth. Ok, maybe I'm just a bit lazy. While discussing about flying cookies, we could swear we heard the other saying, "Fike cookie," "Fight cookie," and "Fi cookie."

One time when we were playing poker, Tom invented the Queen to Two reaction. He said he got a queen to two straight. If you do not play poker, that isn't even a straight since a straight contains 5 cards and queen to two is 4. So knowing this, I continued talking to James about which of the two of us won the hand while Tom kept repeating, "Queen to two." Then I got pissed off so I told him that wasn't a straight. He was in so much shock that he continued saying that exasperating phrase. Shortly later, I punched him. He still continued saying the phrase for a good 10 seconds, until saying "Ouch!" So whenever anyone ever has a delayed reaction, we dub it the queen to two reaction.

This is the year that I first met Sheri. Sheri is by far the hottest person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. I don't care what anyone else may say, I am right and you are wrong. There is no way in hell that I will be persuaded differently.

In gym, this person, Verghese, got in trouble no matter what. Of course, the rest of us found it hilarious. If someone else was talking, the teacher would start yelling at Verghese. Our gym class was the awesomest. We got in so much trouble, we'd spend most of our classes just sitting down or doing pushups. One time, when we we're playing frisbee, Verghese wound up aaaaalllll the way back, and when he whipped around forward to sling the frisbee, some other guy walked right in front of him and Verghese nailed him in the face point blank. Obviously, the rest of us we're laughing too hard to do anything else. In one of our other classes, we we're playing whiffleball and when Alex was running to home, the guy on home plate charged into him and hit him in the balls. I must admit, this was definitely the best gym class ever. Not to mention Sheri was in the class.

Ticky tittling was also made. We we're at Sora's house and Tom accidently tickled Joe's nipples, and thus by some really weird spoonerism of sorts, ticky tittling began. We even made up techniques, such as the spiral, the vibrator, and the wave. Please don't ask me how to do them.