Dear Cupid,

Today was Valentine’s Day, and you didn’t give me my wish. But even though you didn’t, you still brought me so much bliss. I thank you, Cupid, for helping me to understand, that my “sweet” Colorado boy really isn’t much of a man. He’s arrogant, and full of himself; why I ever liked him, I don’t know why. Thanks again, Cupid, for showing me that he doesn’t deserve to be mine.