An actress has a really tough life

Throwing up all day and night

Being skinny and looking hot

Acting as if she’s something she’s not

But this is what an actress does

Knowing all the gossip and buzz

In the news, she has to be

Just because she’s a celebrity

Her skin is tight

It fits just right

Her bones stick out

With her cute little pout

She has a fresh and leathered look

Spray on tan fills every nook

Her hair is straight, then curly, then dyed

You can see a strange look in her eye

She’s as wishy-washy as can be

Just because she’s a celebrity

Who would want to live this way?

Starving herself everyday

I can’t think about this further

Let’s go out and get a burger