A/N: Wrote this after re-reading It Had to Be You... I love Susan Elizabeth Phillips.

Confessions of a Converted Slut

I love you

I love you

Is that what you wanted me to say?

To explain why I couldn’t stay away.

Some may say my behaviour’s forward,

But I call it actually making an effort.

Baring my mind, body and soul to you,

Serving my heart on a platter like a fool.

I can behave

I can behave

Raise my necklines higher up to my ears,

Hide my sultry smiles and conceal my leers.

I can stop going to those booze-filled parties,

Delete the phone numbers of my cherie amies.

Go to Mass in prim clothing on a daily basis,

Learn to cook your favourite Spaghetti Bolognese

If it pleases you

If it pleases you

Anything for you

Anything for you

So long as you pledge to have and hold,

Cleave unto me even till we’re both old.

Just say it and I’ll be sure to surrender,

What is mine will be yours and vice versa.

So now you’ve got me sitting by the phone,

Waiting and waiting to perceive its ring tone.

What will it be?

What will it be?

Will you, will you say yes to me, flaws and all?

Or will you say “No thanks, I’m fine, baby doll?”

I don’t know.

Really.

I don’t know.

Please call soon.

Please, just call soon.

I need to know.

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