(dying)

I’ve not thought of him for quite some time, actually

(every minute of every day)

It stung at first but I’m fine

(you’ve ruined my life)

I was surprised

(the shock made me die inside)

Oh, I’m going to the cinema

(wearing my PJs and

having an icy affair

with two good friends

named Ben and Jerry)

I’m pale? Gosh, must be this cold weather

(or the fact you’ve stolen my life)

You’re glowing

(for a fat ugly whore)

Well, have a nice time

(you boyfriend stealing Nazi)

See you later

(in hell)

I’m happy for both of you

(you whore and bastard)