YAY! NEW STORY BY ME! Something a little different from the drama of normal stories, and this is probably the weakest as far as humor goes, but it'll get better, I promise. Thanks to Mikki Amboree for letting me use her in this!

The Coming and Maybe Going of RandomMAN and Captain Person

Narrator: “The stage is set for the most unlikely of all superheroes to appear! Two happy children, a boy of 16 and a girl of 17, are sitting around a computer watching the monitor with keen interest. The boy had short black hair, played the trombone and liked cookies. The girl was a band geek, had a hair color that was almost brown but not quite, and was clicking furiously on the moniter.”

Mikki: “Come on, you stupid SIMS! I WANNA BUY THAT NEW DIMENSIONAL GATEWAY ITEM!” Slams hand on keyboard. “WORK YOU LAZY BUMS!”

Derek: “Mikki, your Sims need sleep. Rather badly too. Look, Frankenburger just fell asleep.”

Mikki: Eyes fill with flames. “THEY DO NOT NEED SLEEP! THEY NEED 500 more SIMOLEANS! AND I WANT THEM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!”

Derek: Cowering away. “Good Idea.”

Narrator: “Unless you are a stupid person, which for the sake of all that is healthy I hope you are not, the 2 people I described are oddly enough named Derek and Mikki. Mikki wants a new item for her Sims, rather badly I might add, and Derek is letting her click away. Oh, I forgot to introduce myself, my name is Mr. Speaks-With-A-British-Accent-As-If-He-Is-Better-Than-You, and I will narrate this particular chapter in the lives of these 2 people and one mysterious spirit. But he isn’t here yet.” Takes a short time for the audience to comprehend him. “Anyway, after much clicking, screaming, and threatening Derek with a spoon, Mikki bought the Sims item.”

Mikki: “YAY! I FINALLY GOT IT!” clicks madly. “Now to add it to my Sims house!”

Narrator: “At that moment, a figure entered the room. It was Mikki’s muse, Sune, and he always did that. No one could see him, or hear him, or really anything, he more of a explanation of thought than anything else.”

Derek: “YAY! ADDING ITEMS TO SIMS!”

Mikki: “Yes, I can’t wait!” Buys item, screen turns black. “What the-?” Random girl appears on screen, holding 2 glasses of Prune Juice.

Girl: Singing. “I GOT PRUNE JUICE! I GOT PRUNE JUICE!”

Derek: “Well, that was odd…” Gets sucked into the screen, followed by Mikki and her muse. “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Narrator: “And so the idiots-er-heroes fell into a portal created by the Sims computer game! And do I care? Heavens no! But I’m getting paid 13 bucks an hour for this, and I need the cash! So our heroes fell and fell and fell etc. Then they landed on some sort of mysterious black floor.”

Derek: “What a mysterious black floor.” Walks down the floor, looking around.

Narrator: “And at that very moment, a huge flaming head appeared out of nowhere, igniting the floor and everything else in flames of green.”

Mikki: “That was random…” pokes a flame. “It’s not hot.”

Fiery Head of d00m!: “Hello, Mikkiery and Derekerson.”

Mikki: “Mikkiery?” All confused. “My name is Mikki. And he’s Derek.”

Fiery Head of d00m!: “You mean you aren’t Mikkiery and Derekerson? Oh well, close enough. Now to give you some super powers!”

Derek: “Uh…powers? I don’t think I have anything-hey, a cookie!” grabs cookie on ground, munching loudly.

Fiery Head of d00m!: “You definitely have powers, you just randomly made a cookie appear out of thin air! You shall henceforth be known as RandomMAN.”

Derek: “Random…what?” Hair turns green, outfit change, wears cape, all those random goodies. “I…uh…” Random candy appears. “YAY!”

Fiery Head of d00m!: “And you, shall become Captain Person!”

Mikki: “Uh…why couldn’t I be called something good?” Hair turns purple, normal clothes, silly-ness. “Uh…”

Fiery Head of d00m!: “And you, Sune, shall become visible!”

Sune: “What the?” A little squirrel-man can randomly be seen, standing there eating an acorn. “Wow. I can be seen!” Runs around happily.

Fiery Head of d00m!: “Yes, you are now superheroes, and you can use your powers for the protection of the prune juice!”

Captain Person: “What?”

Narrator: “Unfortunately, at that moment, the head disappeared, leaving 2 very confused individuals standing there, wondering what would happen, and some deformed squirrel as well. This left our 2 superheroes undeniably confused, about what the heck is happening to them. Gee, I hope everything works out all right, though if it doesn’t, it’s ok. I can be a truck driver again…Well, until next time!” Walks off, muttering “Wow, that sure felt unfinished…”