OMG! A NEW CHAPPIE! I'm so proud of myself for typing it! YAY! and as for Palady's request, Cheesecake will be coming soon. I also feel the need to say that this one makes less sense than any of the others, but I hope you like it anyway. And, this was mostly typed in my very rare spare time, as UI'm wicked busy this year, so i'll update it when I can. ...READ...Review...Cheers!

X-TREMELY CRAZY! Part 1 of Several

Narrator: All covered in cobwebs and all dirty and smelly. Snoring, and suddenly wakes up. "Huh? Whuh? Uh?" Jaw cracks loudly as he tries to talk. "You mean we're back? As in, no longer dead? Really?" Jumps up and down. "WHOOPIE! I CAN BREATHE AGAIN! Did you hear that children?"

Children: Not there.

Narrator: Sweatdrop. "Uh….Anyway! We have an awesome story today! It's part of several, and could very well change everything as we know it! That's right! Everything!" nods to camera. "Yes, that's right! This is what you might call part one of a season finale! WHOO! I'm so excited! Let's get started! Let's see…where did we leave off?" Scratches head. "Uh…Well, Sune has gone out of therapy, and they are now sitting listening to Alexia speak…I guess."

Alexia: Dressed as a popular girl, and talking like a dumb blonde. "Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blahreally big gun Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BlahWHEE Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah BlahDUH! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blahv"

RM: "Yes, Alexia, we get it."

CP: "Yes, we understand."

Sune: "Yuppers."

Alexia: "Good. Because now's time for your mission. You will be competing on a show called X-TREME!" Begins dancing. "It's this wickedawesomelysupercoolawesome show on TV!!!! And the winner of it gets a clue to the location of the Prune juice, among the chance to live through the night. It's SO KEWL!"

RM: Sweatdrop. "It sounds it." Places hands in pockets, causing the universe around the planet 1878689787987b00-8 to implode and turn everything into little bags of nuts.

CP: "Yeah, is it dangerous?"

Alexia: "NO! Not even the tiniest bit. But you'll hafta to figure it out when you get there, because I'm gonna teleport you know!"

Narrator: "And with a small wave of her hand, Alexia caused RM and CP to leave behind Sune (because he's unloved like that) and go to the studio of X-TREME! When they got there, they landed in the center of a room with a creepy looking guy on the center stage."

Creepy Guy: Holding an orange as a microphone. "Yes, they finally arrived! The last of our contestants is here! I'm your host, Haust and I will be the one running the show X-TREME!" Bows and audience applauds. "The newest arrivals, RandomMAN and Captain Person, will be competing in our first event. X-TREME IMing!"

RM and CP: Sweatdrop. "Huh?"

Narrator: "Before you could say loossiisjkjs, they were teleported away into a barren wasteland. There was another group on the other side, they had 178659 eyes and 17868678 arms and no legs. They were called the KAKAIES but aren't important and we will forget about them. Just know they were there."

RM: "Wait, what's-"

Haust: Interupting. "Yes, the point is for you and your partner to have a conversation on AIM, but you hafta use bombs in order to do it! Inside a bomb is a note, you have to piece together a conversation that is sent to you. Understand?"

RM and CP: "N-"

Haust: "GO! LOSER LOSES EVERYTHING!"

RM and CP: Blink. "Uh…"

Narrator: "So CP had to run across the battlefield, write a message, and toss it to RM inside a bomb! YAY! EXPLOSIONS! WHEE!" Much whispering. "I uh…I'm sorry. Got carried away there, but what you need to know is that RM and CP really had no idea what was happening."

CP: "this is crazy!" Throws a bomb over to RM.

RM: Blows up in his face. "L-O-L." Takes paper and runs it to board and tries to piece together a message.

CP: "look out!"

RM: Bomb explodes, knocking him over. "J-K." He reads.

Narrator: "Suffice to say, this was getting crazy! Bombs everywhere, explosions, and lack of sense-making. I love it!"

CP: "w00t"

RM: "I got it!!!!111 The bombz! I gotz itz! JKLOLROXOR!!!!!1111L33t!" Continues to try and make sense of it all.

Narrator: "Hours passed, until…"

Haust: "Finally, A winner!"

Narrator: "Do you have tonsils? Good, cuz you may qualify for our new product! Guaranteed to remove your pesky tonsils, just for fun! Try Tonsils are us, today! And BTW, the message was This Game ROXORS!!!111IZLED!"

Haust: "Congrats RM AND CP!" He said, shaking their hands with his overly greasy ones. "Now, you can live through the night! WHOO! Get a good night sleep, because tomorrow its washing dishes with a hairdryer on top of a mountain day! You don't want to miss that!!!"

RM and CP: "Huh?"

Haust: "That's right! So, come see us tomorrow, same time, same place! GOODNIGHTEVERYBODY!" blows a kiss as the camera fades out.

Narrator: "Now to Alexia."

Alexia: Dressed as a queen. "Aw…I wish they lost. Ah well, I still have my Sune-y!"

Sune: Dressed in Jester clothes. "And then he says, Who needs that joke?" Gets booed into a corner.

Narrator: "Wow! Did we ever come back with a bang!" Mumbles about terrible jokes. "See ya next time for X-TREME Part 2!"