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Lymericks
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Just a couple lymericks
Rated: Fiction K - English - Humor - Words: 81 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 03-14-06 - id: 2131940
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The Grinch

The once was a guy called Grinch,

Who had a terrible pinch,

From his shoes,

To his snooze,

His heart was only an inch!

Flowers

There once was a girl from Leeds,

Who liked to grow big weeds,

But after a shower,

She found a flower,

And decided to buy some seeds!

Lee

There once was a guy called Lee,

Who fell on a Christmas tree,

"Help me,"

He said,

"I've hurt my head,"

Poor, poor pitiful Lee!

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