He used to be so sweet, with that perpetual church-camp attitude, but-

oh my.
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(he wore a camo cap that day) There was this guy in McDonald’s, who looked normal right up until he refilled his diet coke and shouted “REPENT AND BE SAVED!”
(I never liked their fries anyway)

-baby,

but seriously,
do I look like I need to be saved?

I never really knew-

‘cause
If I die cursing, well at least hell has hot water.