A 3:01 the law suit began
I sat with no lawyer
But a sheep named Dan

He ate his cell phone,
Leaving only the wires
He tried to break into prison while only using pliers

The judge called order but he only ate her wig
Someone started playing the bagpipes
So he did a little jig

The black sheep broke out of jail
While the jury played chess
Leaving the goats to clean up the mess

I escaped, leaving them all there
And entered in the sheep dog contest
At the fair.

Thank you for reading.