Disclaimer: I don't own the song "Lucky". I only own the parody of this song and I'm not making money off of it. So don't sue me! I assure you this parody has been inspired by other parodies of "Lucky" on this site and I've decided I was going to dedicate it to a certain idiotic president who I--I mean we--can't wait to get out of office. You know the one, anti-Bush fans...

Dumbass

This is a story about a man named Dumbass…

Early morning…He wakes up.
Knock, knock, knock on the door.
No need for intelligence…squinty eyes.
It’s not you they’re all waiting for.
They go,
“Isn’t he such a dumbass, this stupid ignorant man?”
And they say…

Chorus:

He’s a dumbass…He’s an old fart.
Since he doesn’t have a conscience
So he listened to his stupid heart thinking,
“If there’s nothin' missing in my life
Then why are people waiting for my last night?”

Lost in a stupor…in a dream.
But there’s no one there to wake him up.
And the world gets sicker...
We should’ve gotten rid of him quicker.
But tell me what happens when the stupidity stops.
They go,
“Isn’t he such a dumbass, this stupid ignorant man?”
And they say…

Chorus:

He’s a dumbass…He’s an old fart
Since he doesn’t have a conscience,
So he listened to his stupid heart thinking,
“If there’s nothin' missing in my life
Then why are people waiting for my last night?”

“Worst president and the winner is…Dumbass!”

“I’m Mary Sue for Idiots Weekly just standing outside the White House waiting for Dumbass!”

“Oh my God! Here he comes!”

Isn’t he such a dumbass?
But why does he even try?
If there is nothing
Missing in his life
Why are people waiting for his last night?

Chorus:

He’s a dumbass…He’s an old fart
Since he doesn’t have a conscience,
So he listened to his stupid heart thinking,
“If there’s nothing missing in my life
Then why are people waiting for my last night?”